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An essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives. the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?' the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too.

Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!

chicken and egg in bed, chicken has head on pillow smoking. Egg rolls over annoyed saying "i guess we answered that question"

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

Little Girl :"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy: "u mean its small?" Little Girl:"No its salty"