ABSURD SMS COLLECTIONS
DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?
I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten.
Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside …
NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly.
Don't drink water.… Fish fuck in it!
5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!
I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don't cry, I just fuck another guy.
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don't scream, i don't cry. i thank the lord that cow's can't fly!
Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't…
I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet.
I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids.
Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert…
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.
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