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CLINTON JOKES SMS COLLECTIONS

"One thing's for sure about Clinton...
He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!" 

Q :  Why does Clinton wish he was like Ted Kennedy?
A :  Cause Kennedy has an ex-wife and a dead girlfriend        

Q : How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House?
A : He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride

Q : What was yesterday's Washington Post Headline?
A : Bush Beats Clinton        

Q : Why was Monica Lewinsky transferred from the White House to the Pentagon?
A : She was traded for two brunettes and a redhead to be named later.

Q : What did Clinton say to Gore about the whole affair?
A : Pardon me

News item: Mike McCurry, the President s Press Secretary, has just resigned. He could no longer keep a straight face.