BEST SMS COLLECTIONS
Charlie Chaplin's three Heart Touching Statements:
1) Nothing is permanent in this world, not even your TROUBLES!
2) I like walking in the rains, because nobody can see my TEARS!
3) Most Imp: The most wasted day in life is the day in which we have not LAUGHED!
"Confidence helps to set some Aim.
But, Self Confidence helps 2 achieve that Aim".
So Never lose self confidence
A door was knocked twice. Insider asked who's there?
Ans : Thats me Oppurtunity.
Insider : U r wrong becoz oppurtunity never knocks twice.
That's Confidence...
"Everything you want in your life is waiting for YOU - An inch outside your comfort zone and an inch inside your EFFORT ZONE!"
Just make a correct move to get it!
Some friends are separated by time, some by pride, some by distance, but no matter how far you are and how busy you may be, you will always be "SPECIAL TO ME".
Crazy days & screwed up nights,
Tons of crushes & stupid fights,
Secrets we will take to the grave,
Pictures we will forever save,
Through thick n thin always true,
FRIENDS FOREVER ME n U! :)
A Rabbit runs, jumbs, and lives only for 15 years! A Turtle doesn't run, does nothing in his life time, yet lives for 150 years!!!
Muskan Ka Koi Mol Nahi Hota,
Kuchh Rishto Ka Tol Nahi Hota,
Dost To Mil Jate Hai Har Raste Par,
Lekin Har Koi Aapki Tarah ~``Anmol``~ Nhi Hota.!!
Best Thought:-
Khushi Ke Liye kuchh KaroGe Toh,
Khushi Shayad Na Mile,
Lekin Khush Hoke Kuchh KaroGe Toh,
Khushi Zarur Milegi..!!
Phool Se Pahle Khushbu Ko To Dekho,
Karne Se Pahle Kaam Ko Dekho,
Kisi k Roop Me Diwana Na Bano,
Surat Se Pahle Uske DiL Ko To Dekho.!!
Lakho Me 1 Ho Aap
Sweet Me Cake Ho Aap
DiL k Nek Ho Aap
Hr Dost Ko Overtake Ho Aap
Apse Koi Rista Tod Nhi Skte Hum
Qki Mere Apno Me 1 Ho Aap
Mazbur Kr Deti H Dosti Hmari Warna
Jitne Tum Kanjus Ho Dil Krta H
Blank sms Bhi N Karu
(',')/ "Oye! Feel Kro
/( ( Beizati Ho
_/ \_Rahi Hai.
12 Sardar 12 Car Mein,
12 Baj Ke 12 min 12 Sec Pe,
12vi Gali Mein,
12ve Cinema Hall Mein,
Kaunsi Film Dekhne Gaye.?
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Yeh Waqt Hamara Hai.
:: Hindi Love sms ::
Ishq me aise arma bhi hote hain,
Khuli ankhon me bhi khwab hote hain.
Gam me hi ashq behte hain,
Par hansti ankhon me bhi shailab hote hain.
Ek frnd- yar asman kitna bada hai? Dusra usko apne gale lga kar bola, "ISS SE CHOTA HAI." coz nthing is bigger than FRIEND'S LOVE...
You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. – Zig Ziglar.
A simple but Best joke:- An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."
The only thing we can learn in English College during serious lectures is...
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typing msgs widout looking at d cellphones.
Dub jati H kastiyan jb ate Hai tufan,
Yaden reh jati Hai bichad jate h insan.
Yad rakhoge to bahut karib paoge,
Bhul jaoge to beta bahut maar khaoge.
Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge...
Dekho mausam kitna suhana hai,Thandi thandi fizao ka aana jana hai,Kuch sms kar liya karo dost,Is balnce se kya apni shaadi ka card chapwana hai?
How Beautifull y God Keeps On Adding,
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One More Day In Our Life!!
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Not Only Because U Need It...
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Because Some One Else Need U Everyday...
Heart says to eyes "don't see more" because you see & I suffer.
Eye answered to heart "don't think more" because you feel and I cry.
Thats the relation.
"Death is not the greatest loss in life"
"The greatest loss is when relationship dies between two people while they are still alive"..
Unknown call on a guys mobile. A girl speaks.
Girl: do u have a girlfriend?
Man: yes who r u?
Girl: your wife jaldi ghar aa kaminey
Another unknown call comes
Girl: do you have a girlfriend?
Man: no who r you?
Girl: your girlfriend you cheat
Man: sorry darling i thought u r my wife
Girl: teri wife hi hoon aaj tu bas ghar aa ja.
True friends may not be able to give their life for U.
But,
They can definitely giv ur life back to U, when U think U have lost it.
D best thing in lyf is wen Girlfriend gets angry wid u, n say, i wil nvr talk 2 u.
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Stil d prsn cums back 2 u juz 2 inform-mai gussa hun.!!
"Zindagi" me ek baat hamesha yaad
rakhna.
kisi ke saath "Pyar me mazak" zarur kar
lena
Lekin kabhi kisi ke sath
"mazak me pyar" mat karna. Its Realy Hurts
Underneath D moon, underneath D stars
Here's a sweet heart just 4 U
Up above D world, up above it all
Here's a hand to hold UR Hand
At Heart all True.
best song by a software engineer:
kal jab mile the....
To dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
Your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+ del kar doonga...
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye....
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double click karo...
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke i don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space. Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho server down
ek makhkhi ganje aadmi k sir pe baithi thi,
dusre ne kaha- wah! Kya ghar mila tujhe,
1st makhkhi- nahi re, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai
Feeling tense? : "Think Of Me"
Feeling sad? : "Call Me"
Feeling lonely? : "See Me"
Feeling sleeply? : "Dream Of Me"
My Name is : "Self Confidence"
Never loose Me.
tanhai to tanhai hoti hai,
apna farz jarur ada karti hai,
pyar ki trah bewafa nahi hoti,
zindgi bhar k liye saath rahti hai.
Neend apni bhul kar sulaya humko,
Ansu apne gira kar hasaya humko,
Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasveer ko,
Zamana kehta hai MAA-BAAP jisko.
When you feel ur alone in a crowd,
When u think no 1 can understand u,
When ur love is rejected by others,
and when u hate ur life,
Just close ur eyes and see her face who Loves u more than any1 else,
Who cares for u in lonliness,
and dies for u when u cry.
She is no 1 but ur
Sweet
Loving
MOM.
Love her more than any1 else in this world.
Because only she was, is, and will always be there for u..
"Apologising doesnt mean that you are wrong and the other one is right...
It also at times means that you value the relationship much more than your ego!"
We dont know how to fly untill we give it a sincere try,
If we do our best in each try,
Even the sky will have no choice but to shift a little more high.
Old saying : "Erasers are made for those who make Errors"
A better saying : "Erasers are made for those who are willing to Correct their Mistakes"
Play the game of life with the attitude of "Playing to WIN" and not with the attitude of "Playing not to LOOSE"
Thats how u will Succeed in LIFE...
Golden words of HITLER :
"When u r in light, everything will follow u. But when u enter dark, even ur own shadow will nat follow u.
This Is LIFE..
"If u trust sumone, trust till the end,
whatever the result may be,
in the end either you'll will have a good friend or a very good lesson".
Life is at its weakest when there are more doubts than trust.
But life is at its strongest when u learn how to trust inspite of the doubts.
"Life is like a FLUTE...
It may have several holes and emptiness,
But if we work on it,
The same holes and emptiness produce Magical Melodies."
Always be the reason of someones happiness,
Never be just a part of it.
Be a part of someones sadness,
But never be the reason for it!
Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
Because past never comes back,
But sometimes future can give u back your lost things.
Pal hee aaisa that ke hum inkar na kar paye,
Zamane ke dar se ikrar na kar paye,
Na thi jinke bina zindagi,
Chod diya saath unhone aur hum 1 sawaal na kar paye.
Ehsaas ke daman mein ansu girakar dehko,
Pyar kitna sacha hai ajmakar dekho,
Apko bhulkar kya hogi dil ki halat,
Kisi aaine pe patthar mar kar dekho.
Smile to Old people means 'Respect'.
Smile to Kids means 'Innocence'.
Smile to Lover means 'Love'.
Smiling in front of the mobile means 'Mental Problem'.
Jiski stupid bate bhi lagte ho cute,
Sach lagta ho jiska har jhooth,
Jiske saath ladte hue bhi aajaye smile,
Yehi hai humari friendship ka style
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